Friday, August 22, 2014
  • *friend sees me drunk and leaning on the wall*
  • friend: you good?
  • *i look up slowly*
  • me: are YOU GOOD?! shit im just chillin
  • Me: ugh ive got a sore leg i better google whats wrong
  • Google: Brain tumour with a life expectancy of 2 weeks good luck

lavenderharmony:

ejaculot:

when u see people having fun and you want to join but ur just like

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I relate to this so hard it’s upsetting me

lellatron:

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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I cant

michelle-my-belle:

kyssthis16:

upallnightogetloki:

arabellesicardi:

rpattz ALS challenge video is my favorite because it’s the worst. so, basically, in character and totally predictable.  

They just keep throwing solo cups at his ass, I’m crying

AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

I don’t know why but the pot killed me.

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

one-superwholock-to-rule-em-all:

audreyii-fic:

Wherein Ten continues to bullshit his way through being a Time Lord

*blames himself to get himself out of trouble*

(Source: how-ood)

mustbekarma:

So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend